AUDIO: TRUCK CRASHES INTO BACKSIDE OF ANALTECH BUILDING
Leaving a hole and releasing an odor.
WOMAN ARRESTED FOR WANTING FRESH FRENCH FRIES
Is that so wrong?
AUDIO: MAN CAUSES POWER OUTAGE IN NASHVILLE
Sparks flying, pants on fire.
MAN WITH ARROW IN HIS HEAD DRIVES HOME
Damn car headrest.
CAMP BACON
More of a festival, really.
HOSPITALS SUFFERING A SHORTAGE OF BAKING SODA
A recipe for medical disaster!
SLEEPING TEEN LOCKS MOTHER OUT OF CAR
For a half hour.
HOME TESTICLE REMOVAL
Because hospital castration can be so embarrassing.