GUY PROPOSED IN FRONT OF TORNADO
After a whirlwind courtship.
TEXAS DATE SUER GETS HIS $17 BACK WITHOUT SUING
“I had my phone low and I wasn’t bothering anybody.”
HARVARD STUDENT TURNS IN RAP ALBUM AS SENIOR THESIS
Brotha busted out an A-minus.
AUDIO: RAT CAFE'
Rats, BIlly.
MAN TRIES TO SET DENNY'S PATRONS ON FIRE
After breakfast.
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL COVERED IN FISH
Near the Oroville Dam.
DAUGHTER SAVES MOM WITH WHAT SHE LEARNED IN SCHOOL
Symptoms of a stroke.
JEWS AND PORK: SOMEONE THINKS THEY FOUND A LOOPHOLE
Go ahead, order that BLT.
AUDIO: LIFE IN PRISON FOR THE WANT OF A HOT POCKET
And now he’s toast.