MAN NAMED FELLONY CHARGED WITH MULTIPLE YOU-KNOW-WHATS
Named after his father, I bet.
POKER PLAYER LOSES 70 POUNDS FOR MILLION DOLLAR BET
In six months.
MAN TRIES TO ROB THREE BANKS IN A HALF HOUR
He was 1/3 successful, except for the whole “getting caught” thing.
UBER DRIVER SEEKS PASSENGERS WHO WILL VOMIT
He gets more money.
AUDIO: GUY LOSES CAR AT METALLICA CONCERT
Parents offer reward.
WOMAN CONVICTED OF MURDER WITH PARROT TESTIMONY
Stool pigeon.
MAN OVERBOARD SAVED BY FLOATING PROSTHETIC LEG
While fishing alone.
COMPANIES OFFER UNUSUAL PERKS TO THEIR WORKERS
A companion piece to “Everyone’s Hiring, Not Enough Workers”