THE PLOT TO VOODOO ZAMBIA’S PRESIDENT
This could be a Cohen brothers movie.
SHARK COMES OUT OF WATER, GRABS CROCODILE ON AUSTRALIAN BEACH
Australia, land of wonder.
GOOGLE STREET VIEW CATCHES MAN LOADING BODY INTO HIS TRUNK
That’s good police work there, Google.
JET MAKES UNPLANNED LANDING OVER UNBEARABLE PIG STENCH
Piiiiigs iiiinnn Caaarrrgoooo Spaaaaaace…
BIGGER BRUSSELS SPROUTS EXPECTED THIS YEAR
“No, god, no!” – Every British child.
AUDIO: WAR ON CHRISTMAS – MINISTER TELLS SCHOOL KIDS SANTA ISN’T REAL
Talk about not reading the room.