BROTHER WANTED TO SPLIT DAD’S BODY FOR SEPARATE CREMATIONS
Alcohol was involved.
NEW ZEALAND GRANTS PERSONHOOD TO A MOUNTAIN
Dear Sir or Madame or Mountain:
WOMAN CHARGED WITH CYBER-FARTING
A crime most foul.
AUDIO: MERMAID ATTACKED BY BIG FISH
♪♫ “Fish eat de mermaid/Hope you know first aid/Under the sea…” ♪♪♫
MAN’S PENIS STUCK TO FROZEN STREET
Frostbite me.
LOAD OF ANTI-TANK MINES MISTAKENLY LEFT AT IKEA WAREHOUSE
Have the troops assemble, lieutenant.