RUSSIAN BILLIONAIRE PROMISES FREE IN-VITRO, IF YOU USE HIS SPERM
Not even dinner and a movie?
HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS INVENT SMART GARBAGE CANS
Smarter than high school boys.
AWFUL AUSTRALIAN OLYMPIC BREAK DANCER RETIRES
No Electric Boogaloo.
AUDIO: SO YOU WANT TO MOVE TO CANADA
Can’t imagine why.
JAPANESE BOYS NEED TO KISS MORE
Not each other!
AIRLINE PASSENGERS HEAR BANGING MID-FLIGHT
And not from the bathroom, either.
LAKE COMO AIR IN A CAN
And try new Diet Air in a Can.
BRICK COLLECTION SEEKS MUSEUM
Like a ton of bricks.