GIRLFRIEND’S HAND STUCK IN MAN’S MOUTH
Chomp.
BRITISH MAN BURIED IN SNICKERS COFFIN
Buried in a Snickers coffin? Thats Nutrageous!
WOMAN INJURED IN DOLPHIN SWIM
Dorsal fin of death!
MAN PAINTS HIS DOG LIKE A TIGER TO SCARE OFF DEBT COLLECTORS
That’s GrrrrrrrRRRRREAT!
AUDIO: CRUISE SHIP ASKS PASSENGERS TO KEEP LIGHTS OFF AT NIGHT TO HIDE FROM PIRATES
And shut down that conga line, dammit!
FAKE ITALIAN MICKEY MOUSE THREATENS TOURISTS WITH KNIFE IF THEY DON’T PAY
Not that much different from the real Disney.
AUSTRALIAN WOMAN TRIED TO SELL DOG-BARFED HUMAN TOES
This has been another edition of MadLibs headline.
MISSING FISHERMAN FOUND ALIVE AFTER 95 DAYS AT SEA
No phone, no lights, no motor car. Not a single luxury.