ROCK BAND BRINGS DOWN THE CEILING DURING CONCERT
Yes, they brought down the house.
COST OF CLIMBING MT. EVEREST JUST WENT UP
Things are up all over.
NHL GOALIE LETS ONE BY, DISTRACTED BY PLATE OF NACHOS
How can any sane person do that to a plate of nachos?
ZULU KING’S FIRST WIFE TRIES TO BLOCK HIM FROM TAKING A THIRD WIFE
Second wife laying low for awhile.
WORLD CUP SKI CONTROVERSY: I LOVE WANK
Oh, schuss with that kind of talk!
HUMAN VS. ROBOT MARATHON
Real life, or an episode of Black Mirror?
THE LONELY SUNFISH
Laydee odl, laydee odl lay hee hoo.
WOMAN SETS RECORD FOR CRUSHING WATERMELONS WITH HER THIGHS
Bet she’s popular at parties.
MAN CLINGS TO OUTSIDE OF BULLET TRAIN
A bad cass of the Zoomies.