NORWAY CHEATS AT SKI JUMPING
Sew what?
THE WORLD’S ONLY NUDE GOLF COURSE
Not in my experience.
PUDDING THAT TASTES LIKE AN OLD BOOK
Hey, this pudding tastes like Leaves of Grass.
TRANSATLANTIC FLIGHT TURNS AROUND 300 MILES FROM U.S.
“Hey droogie, don’t crash here.” – Z. Stardust
MCDONALD’S HONORS HOCKEY PLAYER MCDAVID
For winning the 4 Nations tournament.
TELEPHOBIA
What’s your hang up?
SOCCER GAME CALLED ON ACCOUNT OF TESTICLE BITE
The kid’s nuts.
THE 24-HOUR BANANA
Science marches on.