ZOO PENGUIN DISCOVERED TO BE A MALE
Shrinkage?
AUDIO: $30,000+ WORTH OF MEAT PIES STOLEN
What’re ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
AIRBUS: HEY, LET’S PUT A TOILET IN THE COCKPIT
All systems are go.
ACTOR DIES ON STAGE DURING “A CHRISTMAS CAROL”
Dead as a doornail.
INDIAN FAMILY HOLDS FUNERAL SERVICE FOR BELOVED CAR
Suzuki, we hardly knew ye.
KOREAN MAN TRIES TO DODGE DRAFT BY OVEREATING
Klinger did it.
INDIAN MAN WAKES UP ON FUNERAL PYRE
Hot enough for you?
CHINESE PIZZA HUT OFFERS FROG PIZZA
Pizza Hut, a division of the Whizzo Chocolate Company