MAN PROPOSES IN COURT TO WOMAN WHO STABBED HIM 13 TIMES

A Russian man begged a judge to let his girlfriend go free after she stabbed him 13 times, almost killing him. The man, named Shakur, wanted her to be released so they could get married. He even proposed to her in court, at her sentencing. As she faced the judge to be sentenced, Mr. Shakur proposed to the woman and begged the judge for leniency so they could get married. The judge reportedly postponed the sentencing.
* I wonder if he’ll let them take a stab at it?
* “She has my heart, your honor. Also, a bit of my pancreas.”
* He wants to marry the woman who stabbed him? He doesn’t sound very sharp.
* What couple doesn’t have a few problems?
* She stabbed him 13 times? Now THAT’S what I call a Russian hacker!
* “Blade IV: This Time It’s Personal”.