DUREX ISSUES CONDOM RECALL
Not the kind of thing you want to hear.
Not the kind of thing you want to hear.
It was just a peck on the cheek.
But then he answered the phone.
I, for one, welcome our new kangaroo overlords.
Over lunch.
Broke a glass door.
And they would have gotten away with it except for those meddling kids.
It’s a real thing.