RESIDENTS DON’T WANT CREMATORIUM BUILT NEXT TO RETIREMENT HOME
No Walk-Ins.
MAN DRIVES INTO ELEPHANT, ELEPHANT KILLS HIM
Crash, bash, mash.
RUN A MARATHON ON ANTARCTICA
Stragglers will be left behind.
AUDIO: RESTAURANT SERVES DECONSTRUCTED HAM SANDWICH
Make it your damn self. $17, please.
ELEPHANT WALKS INTO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
Eats everything.
INMATE SAID PHONE UP HIS BUTT WASN’T HIS
How’d that get in there?
CHINESE GANG CAUGHT RECYCLING CONDOMS
Boy, did I join the wrong gang.