AIRLINE PASSENGER GIVES LAP DANCES, BRAWL BREAKS OUT
Alcohol, factor, etc, etc…
OLIVE OIL BETTER THAN VIAGRA
Although the study may be a little bit biased.
WOMAN TRICKED INTO GETTING MARRIED
I now not really/really pronounce you man and wife.
POLICE RIFLES REPLACED WITH TOY GUNS
Airsoft pellet rifles.
COMPANY WILL QUIT YOUR JOB FOR YOU
For only $450. And, you have to work in Japan.
BELGIUM SCIENTISTS NOT TIRED OF YOUR CRAP
Really – they need it.
DOLPHINS PROTECT MOM WHALE & BABY FROM GANG OF WHALE TOUGHS
Dolphins: cockblockers of the deep.
ILLEGAL TURTLE FARM RAIDED
Cowabunga!
DRUNK MAN SLEEPS IT OFF AT PARENTS’ FORMER HOME
They had moved two years before.