MEAT PLANT WORKER KICKED BY ZOMBIE COW

Police in Aalen, Germany, say a slaughterhouse worker suffered serious injuries after being kicked in the face by a dead cow. The slaughtered cow was hanging from a meat hook awaiting processing when the carcass kicked the man in the face, apparently due to a nerve impulse that experts say isn’t uncommon. The 41-year-old worker was hospitalized.
* Ain’t that a kick in the head?
* Then the dead cow hanging next to it gave it a high-five.
* The Mooing Dead.
* This is the weirdest thing I heifer heard of.
* Humans – 34 billion / Dead cows – 1.
* Hamburgers made from that cow will actually turn themselves over on the grill.