MAN IN THONG WALKS THROUGH RUSSIAN MUSEUM

A man stripped down to his thong underwear in Moscow’s prestigious Tretyakov Art Gallery and paraded around last Wednesday evening. The unidentified man had undressed near Vrubel’s painting Christ in the Garden of Gethsemane, and then walked nonchalantly through the displays of Russian art at the Tretyakov’s main building. He was not detained, and eventually, he walked out. But once the man left the museum, it became clear that he had an accomplice who used the distraction to hang one of his own paintings on the museum wall.
* Well hung, comrades!
* You could tell he was Russian because everyone could see his nyet sack.
* That is, until he walked outside. It’s, like, 10 below in Moscow.
* You’d think people would be shocked, but the museum is full of pictures of naked people, so no biggie.