BRAWL BREAKS OUT AT MAHLER CONCERT
The Mahler Brawler.
NUDE SURFER BITTEN BY SHARK
That’s just taunting it.
CANADIAN CRIME: TWO LADIES CLEAN THE WRONG HOUSE
Look out – she’s got a mop!
MECHANIC ACCIDENTALLY BLOWS UP FIGHTER JET
Hey, what does this button do?
INJURED WOMAN CLAIMS CATAPULTED OUT OF BED DURING SEX
It was just one of those flings.
COLLEGE TEACHES MARIJUANA FARMING
Higher learning.
NAKED DRUNK MAN JUMPS INTO AQUARIUM SHARK TANK
Lucky it was cold water.
DOCTORS TO PRESCRIBE WALKING, COOKING CLASSES FOR LONELY PEOPLE
Take two laps and call me in the morning.
MAN BREAKS 243 WALNUTS WITH HIS HEAD IN ONE MINUTE
And they said it couldn’t be done.