NUDE SURFER BITTEN BY SHARK

A naked surfer at an Australian nudist beach was bitten by a shark, but got away by punching it. Paul Kenny was riding the waves off Samurai Beach, a naturist spot north of Sydney, when he accidentally clashed heads with what was possibly a bull shark. It latched onto his arm, and Kenny, 50, punched it until it let go, and then caught the next wave in. Paramedics treated Kenny for wounds to his upper right arm. “It’s the Australian thing to do now isn’t it?” Kenny said.
* It’s the only time you pray for shrinkage.
* Surfing naked is just taunting the sharks..
* With all those pink appendages, humans look like a giant anemone to a shark.