AUDIO: ARTIST CREATES INSTALLATION THAT WILL PLAY TOTO’S “AFRICA” IN THE DESERT FOREVER
Hurry, boy, it’s waiting there for you.
AUDIO: DRIVER BLAMES SPEEDING ON MOTLEY CRUE’S “KICKSTART MY HEART”
Ooo, rockin’ down the highway.
JAPAN TO CHARGE YOU $9 FOR LEAVING
The Sayonara Tax.
PARIS NAKED RESTAURANT CLOSING
Lack of business.
MAN CAUGHT SMUGGLING KITTENS IN HIS PANTS
Into Singapore.
CHINA TRYING TO GROW THINGS ON THE MOON
Paging Matt Damon.
COMPANY WANTS WOMEN TO HAVE BABIES… IN SPAAAAACE
This is a man’s idea, of course.
POLICE CALLED AS MAN TRIES TO KILL SPIDER
“Why don’t you die!”
NINJA WARRIOR CONTESTANT RECOVERS STOLEN CAR, CATCHES THIEF
Got the kid in a headlock.