GRAMPA ACCIDENTALLY CLICKS “TERRORIST” ON FORM, NOW CAN’T FLY
Computer error.
AUDIO: RESTAURANT SERVES DECONSTRUCTED HAM SANDWICH
Make it your damn self. $17, please.
ELEPHANT WALKS INTO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
Eats everything.
INMATE SAID PHONE UP HIS BUTT WASN’T HIS
How’d that get in there?
CHINESE GANG CAUGHT RECYCLING CONDOMS
Boy, did I join the wrong gang.
DAD SUING MCDONALD’S BECAUSE HE CAN’T SAY NO TO HIS KIDS
Who can resist a Happy Meal?
CYCLIST IN ACCIDENT THROWS HIS OWN FECES AT DRIVER
Schwinndigestion?
AIRLINE PASSENGERS HAD TO PAY FOR PLANE REPAIR
Hey, what’s the holdup?