DUTCH MAN CAN’T LEGALLY LOWER HIS AGE
Guilty of being 69 years old.
PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA DENIES BEING AN IMPOSTER
Which is what he was programmed to say.
TEA-LOVING MAN CHANGES MIDDLE NAME TO ‘YORKSHIRE TEA’
Nathan Yorkshire Tea Garner
AUDIO: COUPLE OBJECTS TO MORE COWBELL
They have a fever.
AUDIO: GUY HAD BONES OF 50 PEOPLE IN HIS LUGGAGE
India – ammirite?
MAN DRIVES INTO ELEPHANT, ELEPHANT KILLS HIM
Crash, bash, mash.
RUN A MARATHON ON ANTARCTICA
Stragglers will be left behind.