WOMAN KILLED BY PET CHICKEN

An elderly woman from South Australia died after being pecked at by her “aggressive” rooster while collecting eggs from the chicken coop. The rooster reportedly punctured a varicose vein with its beak, causing it to bleed profusely. The main cause of death was the bleeding that couldn’t be stopped. The incident has prompted a public warning of the hidden dangers of seemingly harmless animals, especially for elderly people.
* It’s Australia. She was busy looking out for the deadly snakes and spiders.
* As all women should know, never trust anything with a pecker.
* On the bright side, even though the whole “raise your own chickens” thing killed her, over the last couple years she saved over ten dollars on eggs.
* Not exactly henpecked to death, but similar.
* Cock-a-doodle-DEATH!