DRUNK BRITISH WOMAN ORDERS WEIRD SUBWAY SANDWICH

A 20-year-old British woman named Anna James, who was admittedly drunk, went into a Subway shop – for what she claimed was the first time – and placed her order. The order was so strange, the employee took a photo of it: cucumbers, shredded cheese and black olives on toasted bread. Anna tweeted the picture of the sub herself, and captioned it, “First time in Subway and the worker took a picture of my order. Am I doing this wrong?” After the picture went viral and caused internet outrage, she tweeted a second time: “To clarify: I was drunk, there’s no meat because I’m a veggie.”
* Come on, people. Cucumbers, shredded cheese and olives is the British food equivalent of a cheesesteak.
* Internet outrage? Because she didn’t add kippers, curry, stewed kidneys and lamb liver?
* She probably also bought one of those weird off-brand teas they keep in the cooler, too.
* “Subway – Make it what you want. Ya looney.”