WOMAN GIVES BIRTH ON DISCO DANCE FLOOR

A French woman gave birth on a night club dance floor. The woman, who was only identified as a 19-year-old, was visiting the O’Club in Toulouse, France, when she suddenly went into labor at around 5:30 am on Monday, which is near the club’s closing time. A bouncer saw the woman lie down on the floor, went to check and saw that she was giving birth. The staff called for an ambulance and listened as paramedics on the phone coached them through the birth. The baby, whose gender was not revealed, was reportedly born in good health and has been offered “free entry for life.”
* The first clue she was giving birth was everybody began doing the slide.
* You know what song was playing? Pittbull’s “Hey Baby (Drop It To The Floor)”.
* The kid’s first thought: “Man, it is LOUD out here!”
* Pampers! at the Disco!