TOURIST CRUSHED BY FALLING GIRAFFE

A Swiss tourist is in critical condition in South Africa after a minibus knocked a giraffe onto the top of his vehicle. The 18-foot tall giraffe was struck Sunday in Kruger National Park by a full tour bus. The 1,600-pound giraffe was killed when it landed on the roof of the parked camper, which contained the man and his family. The man is currently in a Johannesburg hospital on life support. His wife suffered minor injuries in the incident.
* Uhh… timber?
* After the accident, were there a lot of rubberneckers?
* 18 feet tall and it can’t see an oncoming tour bus?
* Being crushed in your camper by a falling giraffe is always such a horrible way to go.
* I could say this is what we get for exploiting animals, but I don’t want to stick my neck out.