MAN WOKE UP WITH CHASTITY NUT ON HIS PENIS

A Ukraine man awoke to find that his wife had placed a metal “chastity” nut on his penis while he slept. The unnamed man, who is in his 40s, woke up in pain and spied the improvised abstinence device constricting his member, causing it to swell. The metal nut had been placed there by his wife after she found out he allegedly had a habit of sleeping around. The man was taken to a hospital, but they didn’t have the proper tools to deal with his condition. They called in an EMT rescue crew to cut the choker off the anesthetized patient with a grinder saw. The procedure reportedly caused sparks to fly, forcing the specialist surgeons to pour water on the patient’s groin to cool him down. Fortunately, the operation was a success, and he is recovering in the hospital. The unfaithful husband is expected to regain full function of his organ, but he is also thinking of getting a divorce.
* Or at least an alarm of some sort.
* If it causes swelling, doesn’t that kind of defeat the purpose?
* Too bad the wife didn’t think of pouring water on his groin to cool him down.
* I think his wife’s name is Ivana Yankov Chernobble.