CARDBOARD BEDS AT THE OLYMPICS

Tokyo is hosting this summer’s Olympic Games, and the city has set a goal to make it the greenest Olympic Games in history. Part of that goal includes cardboard beds for the athletes. The Olympic athletes are famous for the amount of sex they have amongst themselves, and when some of the athletes heard of the cardboard beds they raised the alarm that the beds might not support sex. Now, the bed manufacturers have already been forced to reassure athletes that there will be no risk of them collapsing. Bed manufacturer’s Airweave says the frames will be able to withstand up to 200kg (440 pounds) loads and have guaranteed that there will be no fears of collapsing – so long as athletes stick to two in a bed.
* 400 pound limit? Ooo – sorry weightlifters and sumo wrestlers.
* If you can’t collapse a cardboard bed during sex, you’re not trying hard enough.
* By the third night, the beds may still be standing, but they’ll be soggy with bodily fluids.
* If the beds aren’t strong enough, everyone’s going to have to do the standing broad jump.
* Olympic doctors are preparing for cases of corrugated ass.