FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR PASSES OUT DURING STUDENT’S LESSON
Darn the luck.
WOMAN KILLED BY PET CHICKEN
Henpecked to death.
STRIPPER CAUSES FIRE AT MISS NUDE AUSTRALIA CONTEST
Harley Van Dangerfield
AUDIO: CHINESE LOVE TRAIN
Do the loco-motion with me.
IDIOT FALLS FROM BALCONY DOING YOGA POSE
Rapidly Accelerating Downward Dog.
MAN HAD NEEDLES IN HIS BUTTOCKS FOR TEN YEARS
A tingling sensation.
INDONESIAN CAPITAL CITY SINKING SO IT’S RELOCATING
So long, suckers.
AUDIO: PILOT PASSES OUT DURING FLIGHT
He had the fish.