CHOCOLATE TOILET-SHAPED CANDIES
Japan, as usual.
AUDIO: DEAD MAN SPEAKS AT FUNERAL
Dead man talking.
STALKER USED EYE REFLECTIONS TO LOCATE POP IDOL
Techno hide-and-seek.
PROTESTER CLIMBS ON TOP OF PLANE
Yes, but James Bond did it on a moving plane.
PAINT STRIPES ON YOUR COWS
Cuts down on fly bites.
GUILTY MAN TALKS FOR 20 HOURS AT SENTENCING
Judge finally cut him off.
MAN DOESN’T BLINK FOR OVER AN HOUR
Staremaster.
MAN STEALS 159 BICYCLE SEATS
As revenge.