MCDONALD’S NAPKIN WILL IS VALID, SAYS JUDGE
Waiter, there’s an heir in my food.
ARMED ROBBER GETS FACE FULL OF CHILI POWDER
It’s go thyme.
BAND PLAYS DEEPEST CONCERT
Rock music.
JAPANESE MEN WEARING PANTIES AS VIRUS FACE MASKS
Wait’ll we get our Hanes on you.
LOST DOG FOUND, THANKS TO SAUSAGES
Is there nothing they can’t do?
IRELAND CANCELS ST PATRICK’S DAY PARADES
Erin go ptttth!
WINE SPILL ENDS UP IN HOME WATER PIPES
Lambrusco Grasparossa.
GUY CRASHES PICKUP TRUCK INTO EASTER ISLAND STONE HEAD
Making headlines.
AUSTRALIAN NEWSPAPER OFFERS TOILET PAPER PULLOUT SECTION
Not just for birdcages anymore.