CARDBOARD BEDS AT THE OLYMPICS
No threesomes.
WOMAN PREDICTED ROYAL FAMILY SHAKE UP FROM ASPARAGUS SPEARS
Trust the asparamancer.
BILLIONAIRE GIVING AWAY MONEY
Does money buy happiness?
SNOWBOUND TEENS BURN HOMEWORK TO STAY WARM
A wolf ate my homework.
TRAVEL COMPANY WILL PAY SOMEBODY TO VISIT FLORIDA THEME PARKS
Will it be YOU? No.
FAMILY FINDS HIPPO IN SWIMMING POOL
The uninvited guest.
FINLAND TO INTRODUCE THE FOUR-DAY WORK WEEK
And just six hours a day.
MAN USES HARMONICA TO ROB HOTEL CLERK
When harmonicas are outlawed…
NANNY WANTED FOR 18-YEAR-OLD COLLEGE STUDENT
Poor snowflake.
MILLIONAIRE FUGITIVE ESCAPED COUNTRY IN AN INSTRUMENT CASE
Police don’t need to look far for a motif.