CHOCOLATE TOILET-SHAPED CANDIES

Japanese toilet manufacturer Toto (* Note: the best toilet in the world. Trust us. You’ll never go back.) is now selling toilet-shaped chocolate candy. Thankfully, the company makes them using only white chocolate. For $7 at the Toto Toilet Museum gift shop, you get five chocolate toilets inside a toilet-shaped cardboard box, with a lid that lifts like a toilet seat. The chocolates are incredibly detailed – not only is the shape of the bowl accurately reproduced, the seat and tank are separately molded.
* Imagine the poor guy who has to spend all day assembling little chocolate toilets.
* Be thankful they don’t come filled with chocolate-covered raisins.
* Wait, go back – the Toto Toilet Museum?
* I hear it’s so small you can whizz right through there.
* Seven bucks for five candies? I hope you’re flush with cash.
* Next from Toto: A white chocolate bidet that squirts you with 7-Up.