NEW ZEALAND ORDERS AMERICAN SKIN
They’re appealing for help.
VOLCANO VICTIMS WERE FROM ROYAL CARIBBEAN CRUISE SHIP
Should have gone whale watching.
RUSSIA BANNED FROM THE OLYMPICS FOR DOPING
Russia: never not do evil.
MAN DAMAGES CARS WITH FERRETS
What a weasel.
POLICE SEEK TERRORIZING PIG MAN
Ha-ha, charade you are.
DRUG SMUGGLER CRASHES INTO TWO POLICE CARS
In front of a police station.
AIRLINE OPENS RESTAURANT THAT SERVES AIRLINE FOOD
Chicken or fish?