BEACH TRASH COLLECTOR FINDS AMBERGRIS WORTH $100,000
Whale hurl.
BAR OFFERS FREE DRINKS TO WOMEN BASED ON WHAT THEY WEIGH
More pounds = more rounds.
ANGRY AIRPORT BAGGAGE HANDLER SWITCHED TAGS
That’ll show ’em.
WOMAN GIVES BIRTH ON DISCO DANCE FLOOR
Born to dance.
BAKERY SELLING GINGERBREAD PERSONS
Genderbread.
CHINESE MAN HAD EAR FULL OF COCKROACHES
Roaches check in, but they don’t check out.
MAN LOOKING TO MAKE A RING FROM HIS SPERM
He didn’t go to Jared’s.