3-YEAR-OLD JOINS MENSA
Mr. Smarty-Trainingpants.
LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER HAD TO WAIT TWO MONTHS TO COLLECT $1M LOTTERY PRIZE
No one to take over the lighthouse.
BRIDE’S MOTHER & GROOM’S FATHER ELOPE BEFORE THE WEDDING
All in the family!
AUDIO: SNOOKER TOURNAMENT INTERRUPTED BY MAN WITH WHOOPIE CUSHION
Amuse your friends! Great for parties!
WIFE PUT LAXATIVES IN HUSBAND’S BEER TO GET HIM TO STOP DRINKING
I need a six-pack to go.
LOST HORSE PUT ON A BUS
It beats hoofin’ it.
AUDIO: ORIGINAL WIGGLE PASSES OUT ON STAGE
Blaze of glory.
FARMER EATEN BY HIS OWN PIGS
Farmer Krzysztof always made good sausage.
STOMACH EELS
Take two, with plenty of water.