SHOE FETISHIST STOLE 126 PAIRS OF FLIP-FLOPS

A man has been arrested in Thailand for allegedly stealing his neighbors’ flip-flops in order to have sex with them (the flip-flops, not the neighbors). Theerapat Klaiya, 24, was found with 126 pairs of flips that he had swiped from locals in Nonthaburi, central Thailand. He had been collecting the stolen shoes for more than two years. Klaiya said he would wear them around his home because it turned him on. After several hours of wearing the flip-flops, he said, he would cuddle and kiss them, and “have sex with them.” The vast array of footwear was laid out in front of the Nonthaburi police station as part of a press conference on Monday.
* Victims are welcome to come claim your stolen shoes. Come on. Come get ’em. Anytime. Come and get ’em. Step right up.
* Wearing them before having sex with them. Would that be considered “floorplay”?
* The sex part is tricky because you don’t want one of the flip-flops to feel it’s being neglected.
* 126 pairs of flip-flops. He definitely has a type.
* Just curious – is he also a Jimmy Buffett fan?