ZOO COMES UP WITH CREATIVE WAYS TO MAKE MONEY

Still closed because of the pandemic, the North Safari Sapporo zoo in Hokkaido, Japan, has come up with some unique items up for sale in order to raise money:
– Lion-ripped jeans: They hang a pair of blue jeans in the lion cage, and the the lions shred them. 70,000 yen (US$639)
– A drink coaster made from beaver-gnawed wood for 3,000 yen ($28)
– A real parrot-feather earring for 5,000 yen ($47)
– A painting made by a monkey, seal or goat for 7,000 yen ($66)
– A private livestream viewing of an animal feeding of your choice for 10,000 yen ($94)
* For 50 bucks, they’ll have a monkey throw feces at a picture of your ex.
* The trouble with trying to get a goat to paint a picture is they usually eat the canvas.
* Do they have any fun ones, like, I don’t know, dangling a lamb over the tiger cage to see how high they’ll jump?
* How much if you want to wrestle a bear?
* I once had a cougar try to rip my pants off. That was one frightening bar.