HELP WANTED: NAKED MOVER

An ad posted by a nudist couple who are planning to move to a new house says they are willing to pay £2,000 (over $2600) to somebody who will help them move. The only catch is that he or she must carry out all duties while being naked. The request was posted on the website of Shift, a UK delivery, removal, and transport marketplace. Is it real or a prank? Let’s assume it’s real:
“Hi Emma, my partner and I are planning on moving mid-September and are looking to hire a mover to take us about 50 miles from Reading to London. They’ll need a large van as we’ve got quite a lot of stuff to take with us. I know this sounds reasonably normal, however my husband and I are nudists, and the reason I mention this is that we’d like the mover who comes to our house to also be without his clothes. Normally we don’t expect other people to follow our traditions, however as this mover is going to be inside our house and coming into contact with our belongings we’d feel more comfortable if he could mirror our practices.”
* Yeah, but the problem with nudists is most of them never look at their own practices in a mirror.
* If there’s one thing you want to see, it’s a guy who moves furniture for a living naked.
* I’m picturing Bob Hoskins, or Billy Gardell from “Bob Hearts Abishola”.
* If he’s got to be naked, I guess you want a mover, but not a mover and shaker.
* “Hey, you’re getting your junk all over our junk.”
* One advantage of moving naked – you’ll always have the roll of packing tape handy.
* Soon to be an episode of “What Would You Do?”