BOAT FULL OF ASYLUM SEEKERS LAND ON NUDE BEACH

A boat full of asylum seekers landed at a beach in the UK – a nudist beach. Around 80 nudists were on Fairlight Glen Beach near Hastings, East Sussex, last Monday morning when the rubber raft, containing ten men and a woman, approached the shore. One naked sunbather swam out to the inflatable to ask if they were OK. They offered the migrants drinks. But the migrants dumped their boat at the beach and made off into nearby woods. Officials arrived after about a half hour, and later confirmed all the migrants were located and detained.
* “Oh, crap! We’ve landed at a country where the people are too poor for clothes!”
* A bunch of naked people offered them drinks and they ran away? I guess they weren’t party people.
* If you’re going to leave your dinghy behind, it might as well be at a nude beach.
* The people in the boat probably thought the blinding white reflection of the naked British people was a lighthouse beacon.
* They saw all those pale butt cheeks and said, “Hey, look – the famous White Clefts of Dover.”