ANGRY DRUNK PASSENGER BITES OFF PART OF FRIEND’S EAR

A British man aboard a flight from Birmingham to Mallorca, Spain, was denied another drink because he was too drunk. He went on a rampage and bit off part of his traveling companion’s ear. The 29-year-old passenger had also tried to break into the plane’s booze locker and swiped a drink from another passenger. Authorities were waiting for the plane when it landed. but before they could board, the man got into a fight with his friend, biting off part of his right ear. The injured passenger was taken to a hospital for treatment. The unidentified suspect was arrested.
* Unidentified? “That’s him – the one with the ear in his mouth.”
* After all these years, it’s nice to see someone take the ear-biting baton from Mike Tyson.
* Too bad he’s not a “happy” drunk instead of a “mean” drunk.
* Now how will the guy with the ear bitten off keep his corona mask on?
* It’s still better than airline food.