ZOO PARROTS CURSE AT THE CUSTOMERS

Five African grey parrots who were adopted by Lincolnshire Wildlife Park in the UK have been taken off display because they swear at the visitors. Park staff say the parrots, which were adopted together on August 15th, have taught each other to curse. Within 20 minutes of being in front of customers, the birds were swearing at them. Although staff found it hilarious – along with many of the visitors who encouraged them – the parrots have been put in a ‘time out’. The plan for the birds now is to release them back into the park separately so they can’t encourage each other.
* “Polly wants that bloody cracker now!”
* They sound like an R-rated version of “Rio”.
* Maybe years ago the parrots worked the streets.
* The squeaky wheel gets the grease; the swearing parrot gets the seed. Same difference.
* They can’t stop cursing? They could each be a pet for one of England’s soccer teams.
* They should just put them all one room and call it the adult section and sell beer. They’d make a fortune.
* A burglar breaks into a house. As he’s walking around in the dark, he hears a voice say, “Jesus is watching you.” He shines his flashlight around, sees nothing, goes back to searching. He hears it again, “Jesus is watching you.” He shines his light all over, and he sees a parrot. He goes, “Did you say that?”
The parrot says, “Yes.”
The burglar says, “What’s your name?”
Parrot goes,”Moses.”
Burglar says, “What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?”
The parrot says, “The same people who would name a Rottweiler ‘Jesus.'”