ASTRONAUTS COULD USE PEE TO BUILD A MOON BASE
Gee whiz.
MALAYSIA’S ANSWER TO CORONOAVIRUS: WOMEN SHOULD MAKE THEMSELVES PRETTIER
This coffee isn’t gonna refill itself, hon.
VAN GOGH PAINTING STOLEN
Where for art thou?
ASTROPHYSICIST GETS MAGNETS STUCK UP HIS NOSE
Rocket science.
AUDIO: KING OF THAILAND QUARANTINES WITH 20 WOMEN
Who’s his favorite? It’s a 20-way Thai.
MAN DEFIES LOCKDOWN, IS EATEN BY CROCODILES
Stay home means stay home.
FIRE-RESCUED KOALAS BEING RELEASED BACK INTO THE WILD
Said the koalas: “Are you sure you want to do this?”
DOG SO HAPPY, IT SPRAINED ITS TAIL
This is a job for Doggie Downer.
QUARANTINED MAN RUNS MARATHON ON HIS BALCONY
26.2 miles, on a 22-foot balcony.