TOURISTS BREAK LOCKDOWN, MADE TO WRITE “I’M SORRY” 500 TIMES
Harsh punishment indeed.
MAN DOING LAWN WORK DIGS UP BURIED CAR
1955 Ford Popular
COUPLE MARRIED, JAILED ON SAME DAY
Hard to social distance on your wedding day.
ZOO CLOSES DOWN, PANDAS FINALLY MATE
Stop looking at us, you pervs!
BEAUTY QUEEN DITCHES CROWN, RETURNS TO DOCTORING
Miss England, 2020
FIRST WRITTEN USE OF THE F-WORD DISCOVERED
Freakin’ Scotland.
MAN WANTS TO FLY KITE TO 20,000 FEET
Up to the highest height.
PANAMA: OPPOSITE SEXES ALLOWED OUT ON ALTERNATE DAYS
That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.