YOGI WHO DIDN’T EAT OR DRINK DIES (AT 90)
You’re not yourself when you’re hungry.
AIRPLANE FLIES TO ITALY, FINDS AIRPORT NOT OPEN
Always call first.
COUPLE GETS MATCHING TATTOOS OF WEDDING DATE; THEN CORONAVIRUS HIT
It was a great idea at the time.
MAN CHASES BURGLARS AWAY WITH BASS GUITAR
“Run! He’s gonna solo!”
BOYS FIND GOLD BARS IN DEAD GRANDMA’S SHEETS
Thanks a bullion!
WOMAN SENDS A TON OF ONIONS TO EX-BOYFRIEND
“It’s your turn to cry.”
FECES FALLS FROM THE SKY
“It smelled like mint, at first.”