MAN LEAVES AIRPORT AFTER 110 DAYS
Says, “Arms very tired.”
BUCKINGHAM PALACE STARTS LAYOFFS
The royal we needs to get rid of the royal they.
SNAKE BITES MAN ON TONGUE
At his bachelor party.
GOLDEN HOTEL IN HANOI
It’s like Fort Knox threw up.
AIRPORT OFFERS FLIGHT TO NOWHERE
Everything but actual lift-off.
A WALK-IN DISINFECTING POD
Kills the Covid?
ALL-ROBOT RESTAURANT OPENS IN CHINA
Your food in 20 seconds or less.
MONKEY LIVES WITH TRANSPLANTED PIG LIVER
Ooo ooo ahh ahh oink oink.
PEOPLE POOING NEAR THE QUEEN’S CASTLE
What the deuce?