MAN BELIEVED DEAD RETURNS HOME; FAMILY CREMATED SOMEONE ELSE
Not dead yet.
AUSTRIAN TOWN OF F—ING CHANGES ITS NAME
Effing Austria, ammirite?
COUPLE NEEDED MOUNTAIN RESCUE ON SECOND DATE
Things were a little… rocky.
THE SMELL OF HISTORY
Sweat and bad cologne.
SCIENTISTS MAKE DIAMONDS AT ROOM TEMPERATURE
Goodbye, Antwerp. Hello, Melbourne!
P.E. TEACHER WENT WILD AT THE PROM
Drunk, smoking and flashing is no way to go through life.
“FLIGHT TO NOWHERE” NOW A DATING OPPORTUNITY
Love is in the air.
POLICE OFFICER CHARGED IN SCAM TO GET CHEAPER DONUTS
It’s a natural attraction.
LAMBORGHINI USED FOR ORGAN TRANSPLANT
Faster than a speeding kidney.
SOMEONE KILLED RARE WHITE MOOSE
It might as well have had the word “target” written across its side.