PEOPLE POOING NEAR THE QUEEN’S CASTLE

British hikers are being chastised for relieving themselves on the grounds of Queen Elizabeth’s Scottish residence. Employees at Balmoral Castle, which the Queen frequently visits throughout the year, have complained about wet wipes being left on the estate grounds. Most public facilities are closed in the United Kingdom due to the country’s lockdown, but people are allowed to exercise and socialize outside, leading many to seek out-of-the-way places to answer the call of nature. And one of those places is the Queen’s vacation castle. The staff at Balmoral wrote, “Disappointed to see so many wipes discarded on the Estate today next to paths and monuments. Please remember there are no public toilets open for miles around at the moment.” They encourage hikers to do their business as far away as possible from buildings, paths, streams and farm animals.
* As Sherlock Holmes would say, “What the deuce?”
* Can’t they at least open the turret toilets?
* What they need over there is a royal flush.
* Next time you think your job sucks, remember – at least you’re not picking up used toilet wipes in Scotland.