SNAKE BITES MAN ON TONGUE

A German man’s bachelor party in Austria ended with a snake biting him on the tongue and a trip to a hospital. The 38-year-old was dared to touch his tongue to a baby viper in the town of Neuberg im Muerztal in southeastern Austria. The snake bit him and his tongue swelled up. Rescuers were called to the scene on Saturday evening, and he was taken to a hospital.
* More beer for the rest of the party.
* “Okay, sir, we have to fill out some hospital forms. What is you name?” “Mahmmemmm Hammammmma Ahmmmamaaaam.”
* You know what the snake is thinking when it senses a tongue? “Hey, a juicy, pre-skinned mouse!”
* At least it was just his tongue, if you follow my drift.