WINE THIEVES THROW BURGUNDY AT CHASING COP CARS
What’s black and white and red all over?
FISHERMEN CATCH NAKED FUGITIVE
The one that got away, didn’t.
THE ASPARAGUS PSYCHIC PREDICTS FOR 2021
It’s uncanny.
DRUNK MAN LEGALLY CHANGES NAME TO “CELINE DION”
Got the idea while wactching a concert.
MAN PROPOSES, WOMAN FALLS OFF MOUNTAIN
Can this broken relationship be saved?
TRUCKLOAD OF TOILET PAPER BURNS
It was wiped out.
MAN HAS HIS OWN SEVERED LEG PRESERVED
But where to display it?
CORONAVIRUS: THE GAME
Covidland.
GERMAN BAKER ORDERED TO STOP PUTTING SAWDUST IN HIS COOKIES
Is that wrong? Should I not have done that?