CHOCOLATE FACTORY SPRAYS COCOA POWDER OVER TOWN
Covered in Lindt.
WOMAN SAW JESUS’ FACE ON A POTATO
And she ate Him, and it was good.
HUMANS HAVE BEEN USING BEDS FOR 200,000 YEARS
Grass mat on a bed of ashes.
BOY HAD LEGO UP HIS NOSE FOR TWO YEARS
It’s not news.
FISHERMAN KILLED BY FLYING MACKEREL
Totally fish of the heart.
RESTAURANT NO LONGER WEIGHING CUSTOMERS BEFORE THEY EAT
Part of a government “suggestion” to eat less.
HUSBAND PUNCHES OUT SHARK TO SAVE WIFE
Boy, did she marry the right guy.
MOUNT EVEREST IS REOPENING
Sherpa out front shoulda told ya.
GERMAN CIRCUS SELLS LION POOP TO RAISE MONEY
It’s now their mane source of income. (har!)
MAN LIVES WITH WAX FIGURE OF DEAD WIFE
Sitting on the couch.