SEX TOY COMPANY GETS QUEEN ELIZABETH’S THUMBS UP

A British company called Lovehoney has received the Queen’s Award For Enterprise – one of the country’s top business honors – for their “continuous outstanding growth” after their overseas sales skyrocketed from over $16 million to nearly $80 million since 2015. Lovehoney is a sex toy company. The chief commercial officer for the firm – whose name is Bond … Debbie Bond – says, “We are thrilled to have received official recognition from the Queen. Her Majesty has been a wonderful supporter of Lovehoney as we have grown into being the world’s leading sexual wellness brand.” The award will allow Lovehoney to employ the Queen’s Award emblem in advertising and marketing.
* Good to see the Queen still has her hand on the pulsating British economy.
* Award, schmaward. Queenie’s just buckin’ for some free samples.
* A large percentage of their sales increase was due to shipments to Prince Andrew.
* I’ve got your outstanding growth right here.