TOURIST FALLS OFF ENGLISH CLIFF, SURVIVES

A tourist in England is lucky to be alive after falling off the side of a white-faced cliff while posing for a picture. The incident happened on Sunday at Old Harry Rocks, a rock formation that sits over the ocean in Dorset. The man survived the fall because the tide happened to be in at the time. After falling 120 feet, he landed in four feet of water. He then started swimming towards a kayaker in the area. He managed to grab onto the front of the kayak and was helped to the shore. He suffered relatively minor injuries, just some cuts and bruises.
* And a red belly you wouldn’t believe.
* Folks, please leave the cliff diving to the professionals.
* So he fell for the old “Move back just a little bit more.”
* Usually this happens when people are taking a selfie.
* Who wants to see hairy old rocks?
* Maybe he should stick to the Salisbury Plains of England for awhile.