MAN ORDERED TO MOVE OUT OF APARTMENT FOR EXCESSIVE HOWLING
There wolf.
Stuck at a Canadian airport during the pandemic.
“Hey – what’s all this mirror coating doing in the storage closet?”
He was almost on safari to stay.
And gave birth an hour later.
Sorry, but you’ll have to MOVE TO ITALY!!
A clever plan.
Frankly, it’s smarter than actually climbing it.