MYSTERY SAFE OPENED, TREASURE FOUND
One (1) condom.
TWO WOMEN TRICK 19 MEN INTO MARRYING THEM
Here comes– er, there goes the bride.
MAN FASTED THINKING GOD WOULD THEN GIVE HIM A LAMBORGHINI
Spoiler: He didn’t.
MISSING MAN FOUND DEAD INSIDE OF DINOSAUR STATUE
You hate to see this kind of thing happen.
RADIOACTIVE RHINOS
Rhinocerum-235.
GROOM DISAPPEARS DURING WEDDING, BRIDE MARRIES ONE OF THE GUESTS
Is there a groom in the room?
MAN FALLS TO DEATH HIDING FROM WIFE AFTER HAVING SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMAN
The old hotel balcony escape.