WORLD’S OLDEST PANDA DIES
Adorably, though.
EMT PERFORMS CPR ON ELPHNT
Happy ending.
AUDIO: MAN ATTACKED AT JURASSIC KOMODO DRAGON PARK
Now do the T-Rex scene!
KANGAROOS TRY TO COMMUNICATE WITH HUMANS
If I could talk to the animals.
COPS DRESSED AS SANTA AND ELVES BUST COCAINE DEALER
Here comes Santa Claus.
AUDIO: MAN JET SKIS FOUR HOURS TO SEE NEW GIRLFRIEND
Then, gets arrested.
DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK
Sure. And weasels ripped my flesh.
CRICKET UMPIRES TO WEAR DEODORANT ADS UNDER THEIR ARMS
This idea is the pits.