KENYAN MAN NOT DEAD, AS DISCOVERED DURING EMBALMING
Doesn’t want to go on the cart.
AUSTRIAN TOWN OF F—ING CHANGES ITS NAME
Effing Austria, ammirite?
COUPLE NEEDED MOUNTAIN RESCUE ON SECOND DATE
Things were a little… rocky.
THE SMELL OF HISTORY
Sweat and bad cologne.
SCIENTISTS MAKE DIAMONDS AT ROOM TEMPERATURE
Goodbye, Antwerp. Hello, Melbourne!
P.E. TEACHER WENT WILD AT THE PROM
Drunk, smoking and flashing is no way to go through life.
“FLIGHT TO NOWHERE” NOW A DATING OPPORTUNITY
Love is in the air.