AUSTRIAN TOWN OF F—ING CHANGES ITS NAME

The residents of a tiny Austrian village named, uh, “Effing” [or another way to say it, “The F-word-I-N-G] have voted to change its name after years of unwanted attention from English-speaking tourists who have increasingly flocked to the town to take a picture in front of its signpost (over the years, signposts with the town’s name have repeatedly been stolen). Starting next year, the village of 100 residents near the German border will be named F-u-g-g-i-n-g. Experts believe the original name dates back to the 11th century.
* Probably named after some effing guy.
* A name like that and there’s only 100 residents?
* Is the next town down the road named Condom?
* Intercourse, Pennsylvania is asking if they can have their old signs.
* When it comes right down to it, I really don’t give a … well, a darn.