NAKED MEN LOST IN WOODS
Beach blanket dingos.
AUDIO: ZAMBIAN NEWS ANCHOR REPORTS THAT HE HASN’T BEEN PAID
We really need to get working on those anchor robots.
DISAPPEARING RACING PIGEONS
They flew the coop.
FRENCH SOCCER FANS TRAVEL TO WRONG CITY
Wrong country, too.
COMPANY WILL RECYCLE ADULT TOYS
Send ’em in, keep ’em comin’.
MOBS OF MOUSES MAKE MALEFACTORS MOVE
Australian mouse plague hits a prison.
MOTHER OF TEN IMAGINARY BABIES ADMITTED TO PSYCH WARD
Where’s the proof?
COW MANURE THEFT
Get a load of this.