MOUNT EVEREST IS NOW 30 FEET TALLER
Our little mountain, all grown up!
COUPLE’S WEDDING PLANS CANCELED WHEN VENUE BECOMES COVID VACCINE CENTER
There goes the bride.
MAN STORMS OUT OF HOUSE AFTER ARGUMENT, WALKS 260 MILES
Walk, Forrest, walk.
ADOLF HITLER BEGINS POLITICAL CAREER AS COUNCILMAN
In Namibia, of all places.
CHILDREN GROWING HAIR ON THEIR BODIES AFTER WACKY MEDS MIXUP
They’re not lycan it one bit.
POOR FISHERMAN FINDS WHALE VOMIT WORTH MILLIONS
The elusive ambergris, nature’s Powerball ticket.
MAN DIES IN PRISON FOR LISTENING TO THE RADIO TOO LOUD
‘Ere, bud, turn it down.